Dunkin' Donuts

09/13/09

porpoise, turtle

by RonHorse at Citysearch

Brought a date here after watching X-Mens Origins: Wolverine. Hoped to get a seat on the patio, was told there would be a 45 minute wait, we opted for a table in the vestibule. Our waiter suggested a cucumber and mint salad for appetizer, i said hold up now let these donuts digest! 2 hours later, finally ready to grub on this cucumber salad that the dude was yelling about. Too bad it was completely frozen. My date had heard about a Salt Bagel Twiste. Turned out to be too salty, and she started crying. Great! Now I'm in the Donut Hole. I inquire about their single malt scotch selection, needless to say it was woefully inadequate. Drank some Pepsi out a snifter. At this point I'm like "C'mon". The microwave was making a loud noise that hurt my head. Pretty sure I saw a live raccoon at some point in our dining experience. Whoop-de-Doo. I asked for the manager, turned out the clown was sound asleep under the ice machine

• Pros: salt flavor
• Cons: salt bagel